
I have heard it said that Not Me Monday is like free therapy, and I have to agree! Visit www.mycharmingkids.net for official rules and to participate in the fun!
I
did not start potty training my
three-year-old son this week. I would
never have a child that age still in diapers. Especially after judging other parents that did not have their children potty trained at 2 when I worked at a daycare all through college and, you know, knew EVERYTHING about raising other people's children. I
do not feel guilty about the many times I gave parenting advice when having no children of my own and have
never used the words, "when I have kids they will be potty trained by 2." I do not now wish I could go back and smack my 19-year-old self in the face.
Because of potty training my three-year-old, I
have not picked up poop off the bathroom floor more times in week than is humanly possible. Man those suckers can roll. Parenting is
just as magical as I had always imagined and I do not do things like putting out my hands when my child tells me they need to throw up or spend my days cleaning pee off the floor. Nope, not me!
I
do not have a daughter that is obsessed with Princesses. She
did not tell me yesterday that she wanted to watch a movie about "True Love" and, when asked for a kiss, she
does not pucker her lips, close her eyes, and tilt her head to the side. She is only three and is way to young to be thinking about true love or kissing, and
does not walk around all day looking like this....

I
am not currently sitting here with baby spit-up and snot on my shirt. I
am not considering leaving it on so I don't have to add to the huge pile of laundry waiting for me at nap time. Nope, not me.....